NEFERLOGNE

Am I a morning person? Hell no! My entire day is probably doomed if I happened to forget to set up an alarm the night before. Trust me, I have tried almost every method you can find on the internet in fixing my sleep cycle, none of them works. No matter how early I went to bed or drinking one of those fancy Melatonin tea for weeks, my bed still seemed to be extra comfy and refused to let me leave in the morning. Strangely one morning, my unconscious mind commanded my body to tumble out of bed with a big gasp of panic. “What time is it?” “Why didn’t my alarm go off?” “Did I just turn it off in my sleep?” So many questions of guilt popped up as I check my phone. It was 10:47 am which means I slept through my alarm for good 3 hours and 32 minutes. Apparently, this was not my first time and I was pretty positive my boss was going to fire me. I double-check my phone screen just to make sure; “Could it possibly be the first day of daylight savings and my phone just missed calculated it?” Once my eyes caught the word ‘Sunday’ just below the time shown on screen, everything made a perfect sense to me. “You don’t have work today, dumb-ass,” I mumbled to myself with a big relief while letting my body plunge back to my fluffy bed. I allowed myself to sink in those duck-down pillows, and snuggled myself on those Egyptian cotton sheets. Nothing matters now. To me, the world clock stops working on Sunday morning.